Things We Will Never See On Star Trek

To give you a sample of what's on this list:

• Kirk meets a woman whom he's known for years but never had sex with.
• Sulu and Chekov get to do something interesting.
• The deflector shields hold through the duration of the battle.
• Picard ignores Troi and blows the enemy out of the sky, in spite of their "distressed" feelings.
• A crewman getting addicted to living out violent and or sexual fantasies on the holodeck and having to be forceably removed.